First thought: Hmm, these kind of smell like sugar and feet.
Second thought: What? These taste like weed. Like, not just a little, a whole lot.
Third thought, a few seconds later: Oh my god! Dirt aftertaste! With the flavor accuracy you’d expect from Jelly-Belly!
So, basically, if you’ve ever left a bunch of pot in a bowl of sugar and rice, walked around outside for a while in Birkenstocks, then put your feet, shoes and all, into the bowl, and then you ate it and thought it was awesome, this is the snack for you!


January 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Ever consider a career in marketing?